What makes a MILF?

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The definition of a MILF, if you go by the literal acronym itself (Mother I’d Like to Fuck), is a female who has children and happens to be fuckable. This doesn’t really narrow it down enough, so I’ve set my own criteria for what makes a MILF:

1. She has kids.
2. She’s married.
3. She lives a suburban lifestyle.
4. She actively stays in shape, but her body personifies motherhood: Big, full tits, wide hips, and ass cheeks that you can really grab hold of. Some padding here and there.
5. She’s in her prime and horny 24/7.

Again, this is what a MILF is to me. She’s the hot mom/wife I can’t have. Some guys prefer lots of hand jewelery (shiny rings and bracelets) on their MILFs, which I guess implies that she’s wealthy and married. How these preferences get hard-wired into our brains, I have no idea, but I strongly suspect that porn has something to do with it.

So, what’s your ideal MILF like?

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